Yesterday I was putting clean sheets on the bed and somehow got my feet all mixed up and I fell. Well, really I just kind of s l i p p e d off my feet onto my ass. So, there are am sprawled out on the floor checking myself for blood or bones sticking out somewhere and I found nothing horrible. And, yes I had my phone on my pocket so if I had needed to cal anyone I could have. I really thought I had broken my arm because it hurt so much and it bruised quickly. I slammed my arm into the bed frame on my graceful descent to the floor but better my arm than my head I guess.
Today I am a black and blue mess and I hurt all over. I ate frozen pizza for dinner because I feel sorry for myself. I.AM.A.KLUTZ.