Is is Crohn’s? Diverticulitiits? A bug inside me?
Or my colon screaming it’s sick again?.
It woke me up out of a deep deep sleep
and I knew what was happening
I ran praying while holding my breath
Alas, I didn’t make it in time
Lots of cursing was uttered, but that doesn’t help
I cleaned up and went back to bed.
About two hours later I woke with a start
and tried to move very fast
But the dog was sleeping on top of my feet
And again, I didn’t make it in time.
Three nights later……..it happened again
Though it wasn’t as bad as before
I went back to sleep with my fingers crossed
And slept like a baby till noon.
Then this week it happened again
Concerned, I was like….what’s going on?
The Hubby said I should call the doc, but I haven’t done it yet.
I’ll wait to see if it happens again, if it does then I’ll go to the doc
I know just what he’ll want to do, to see what’s going on
Drive a VW up my butt again and take a good luck around
The only good thing about having the test is my Handsome-ist doc
And I get good drugs…so I won’t care what’s happening while I’m knocked out.
I’ll keep everyone posted about my bathroom antics
It’s TMI you all want to you!