My arch enemies Mr. Addison and Mr. Crohns have been plaguing my life for a couple of weeks now. I don’t know who I hate more, it might be a tie. Them sons-a-bitches.
This is what I imagine is going on in my stomach and bowels when I am having a bad bathroom day. They won’t slow down, they won’t stop.
Now, that other lurking S.O.B. Addison that shows up almost everyday.
It sucks any and all energy in my body
I sleep too much
And I generally feel like crap
I want a magic pill…please